The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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