Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Couch. On fire.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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