Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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