Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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