You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize