the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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