I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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