Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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