Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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