the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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