Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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