U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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