Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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