So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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