playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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