My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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