Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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