I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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