I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
How naked do you want me to be?
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