We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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