the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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