I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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