Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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