bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
