Already got asked if we're dating
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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