shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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