I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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