Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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