I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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