Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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