I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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