He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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