What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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