i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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