someone owes me an orgasm
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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