she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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