Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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