NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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