office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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