Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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