As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
