The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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