on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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