we have pet lesbian snakes
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it glows. i had to have it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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