i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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