"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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