so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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