i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My hand turned me down
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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