An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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