just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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