i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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