Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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