Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
