You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I supernannyed him into submission
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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