know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
