there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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