It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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